Editor's Note: Brain Games: Stories to Astonish

 Life's become something of a shifted chessboard, hasn't it? My gang has worked hard to put together the Fall/Winter 2020 edition of Third Flatiron Anthologies, a huge issue with 27 short scifi, horror, and fantasy stories. The theme of Brain Games: Stories to Astonish focuses on puzzle solving and ingenuity, inverted tv tropes, inventions (clockwork, practical, or Rube Goldberg), masterful creations, mythology, and social commentary. A number of these tales cross over to the dark side, in keeping with the season, and our final short story ushers us into the winter holidays. (Note the young Santa at work on the cover.)

 

We open with an odd space mystery, as asteroid miners try different theories about who stole their Earth shuttle. Brian Trent gives us "Theft, Sex, and Space Pirates."

Further bending our minds, Geoff Taylor gives us "Killer dApp," software scifi that presents a completely evil yet plausible way to take advantage of anonymous cryptocurrency (hey, kids, don't try this at home). Jetse de Vries dishes out Japanese AI warrior scifi, with embedded poetry.

With the coronavirus playing havoc with people's smellers, it could be important to keep our noses in tip-top health. Two of our stories disagree on what space aliens smell like. Alyce Campbell is pretty sure they smell garlicky ("Kwatt Games"), while Brenda Kezar speculates that they smell like patchouli ("US Portal Service"). Maureen Bowden dips into "The Sweet Smell of Sheep" to tell the story of the Trojan War from Paris's ex-wife.

As we are encouraged to stay in our homes and socially distance ourselves, mail delivery becomes an even more important daily service, not to mention that postal service is a pillar of civilization. We're not so sure a quantum portal would be a good replacement. Rebecca Fung posits that Santa might agree with us, as he gets all his toy ideas from kids' letters, in "The Greatest Toymaker in the World."

Artificial intelligence, androids, and robots seem to be on a lot of people's minds. That is, do they have minds like us? Henry McFarland describes some "Perfectly Rational Gamblers," and their frequent visits to casinos, while C. J. Peterson writes the code that would determine whether two supercomputers have achieved self awareness (hilarity ensues). But could we be living in a computer simulation? In Paula Hammond's "All Your Bases Yada-Yada," a woman discovers what seems like a glitch in the pixels on the way to work. It's a bittersweet symphony. Although they didn't have 3-IN-ONE oil back in Medea's day, she helps out Jason and the Argonauts against a giant robot that's prone to rust, in Jenny Blackford's "A Bronze Giant to Guard Her."

For you players of games: A cop in training gets too comfortable living in virtual reality in Jess Hyslop's "Softlock."

Intelligence different from our own may arise from Nature, as Ellen Denton reminds us, in "Minds Unseen."

We hope to rely on good old-fashioned human ingenuity to get us out of scrapes like deadly viruses. Let's see what the Nobel Peace Prize address in "Stockholm, 2066" might be, as told by Joseph Sidari. And we wonder what Graham J. Darling is referring to in his comical postapocalyptic tale, "The New Season." Is it the new flu season, or the election season? And which is scarier?

Lisa Timpf shows us it's possible to do our shopping without all of today's "helper technology," in "The Disconnect."

Halloween season wouldn't be complete without some horror tales. Eleftherios Keramidas's sorcerer just can't resist applying the latest technology to outsmart a deadly magical book, in "Toxic." Monica Joyce Evans's "Forced Teaming" discusses the cons of a job holding the digital copies of dead human personalities. For some Frankensteinian steampunk, Dennis Conrad's "The Incredible Machine" sucks the life out of us. Otherworldly calls come in through a village's outdated switchboard in David Rogers's ghostly "Numbers." In M. Richard Eley's "Bad Connection," a hacker gets his just comeuppance when he Zoom-bombs the wrong meeting.

To spice things up, Justin Short offers "Mock Me Amadeus." (It's a graveyard smash.) Dominick Cancilla recounts the adventures of "Joey and Rue," a riotous mashup of demons and Rube Goldberg, while M. K. Hutchins writes an empathetic tale about getting on the Grim Reaper's good side in "Upcycling Death."

As usual, we conclude with the flash humor section, "Grins and Gurgles." If you're fed up with the constant pillow guy commercials, Steve Zisson tells us how to DIY your own. Aidan Doyle channels his lovable evil villain to lecture his minions in "To All the Creatures I've Hid from Ethics Committees," and Lauren Lang's lingerie model suffers the discomfort of outer space to find "The Best Bra for the Boobs."

Brain Games: Stories to Astonish is available in eBook on Amazon (free for Kindle Unlimited subscribers), and there's a paperback edition.

Science Fiction Goes Virtual

 Or, at least all the conventions seem to be…

It's 2020.

WorldCon 78 this year was supposed to be in New Zealand, but the fans and volunteers did an awesome job of converting the whole shebang to a virtual convention after the spread of coronavirus mandated social distancing. The amount of work this took is unimaginable (I'm trying...). We enjoyed seeing George R.R. Martin give the opening speech, even if it was from his living room in New Mexico.

I loved moderating a panel via Zoom about favorite off-the-beaten track SFF tv shows. Fellow panelists were Shaun Duke (brains behind the Hugo-nominated Skiffy and Fanty podcast), Stina Leicht, Christine Taylor-Butler, and Sarah Gulde (editor of Star Trek Quarterly). We each gave our favorites (mine were "Devs," "Dark," and "Russian Doll"), and had the privilege of "collecting" the massive number of suggestions coming from chats going on in the background. Plenty of great new fantasy coming too, like "Cursed," and older shows worth digging up from obscurity, such as "UltraViolet." Folks could move offline via Discord to continue conversations.

A highlight, of course, was the Hugo Awards and the re-named Astounding Award (formerly the John W. Campbell).  As a big filk music fan, I clicked on over and was treated to a living room concert by author Ada Palmer (Terra Ignota series) and her band, Sassafras. My husband and I then packed in as many short SFF indie movies as time permitted.

The Scottish Connection

It's great to see Glasgow lobbying to be the host city for WorldCon in 2024! Follow the bid on Twitter @Glasgow2024.

Following WorldCon, I attended another recent virtual reading night sponsored by the Edinburgh magazine, Shoreline of Infinity, with authors Ada Palmer, Jo Walton, Rachel Plummer, and Jane Yolen.  Thanks to editor Noel Chidwick for bringing these ladies back for an annual reunion (even if for the Americans it had to be virtual instead of in Scotland).

 

Here in Denver, we are ramping up to hold a virtual con for MileHiCon52  from October 23-25. Glad we've been able to get a little experience under our belts and hope to see you there.

 

 

 

Case Files of a Spirit Talker by Lela E. Buis - Review

Lela Buis has released a new collection of her tales of Anna Detroyer, private eye and Black Seminole spirit talker.

Anna follows cases into the dark corners of Japan, Mexico, Kenya, Miami Beach, the Florida Everglades, and Alaska, and she usually gets her man, god, or demon (pick your pantheon), with a little help from her friends in the Native American supernatural world. A puzzle lurking in the background is the developing rift between her and her longtime partner, Paul Angstrom.

Author Buis does a great job of describing the various locales, so you feel like you are traveling with her. Highly recommended for readers who like their fantasy shrouded in mystery and romance. The book's available on Amazon at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089FN3XJT

Gotta Wear Eclipse Glasses - Note from the Editor

 

We are all feeling shut in during the C-19 coronavirus pandemic, so Third Flatiron wants to reach out to our many friends and readers, to give back a little of the support we've received over the years. We will be offering the ebook of Gotta Wear Eclipse Glasses free during this period to help anyone whose discretionary reading funds might be tight. Pick your own price over at Smashwords.

The theme of this science fiction and fantasy anthology is "the future we'd all like to see." This doesn't mean it all has to be rainbows and balloons, but some optimism and brightness don't hurt a bit. Besides returning authors from previous anthologies, we are pleased to feature three stories by Colorado authors, as well as first publications by new writers.

Weird is wonderful: We lead off with Robert Bagnall's "The Thirteenth Floor," a fascinating trip to an invisible world that's sitting right in front of us. (Probably.)

A little help from our friends: Artificially intelligent creatures designed to serve humanity begin to realize that social distancing is not their thing, as in Alexandra Seidel's "We Make Life Beautiful Again." Patrick Hurley's police constable becomes a crime-solving whiz when augmented by his AI partner in "The Centaur Detective and the Vanishing Man."

Pokémon Ultra: Several of our contributors this time delved into future cyberpunk. Some of their characters use augmented reality and implants to play games, as in Koji A. Dae's "SoulShine," while others just use VR to blot out a crumbling world, as in David Cleden's "All Fuzzed Out and Fractal." Either way, it may be costly to your soul.

Anywhere but here: To some, a best possible future might be Heaven on Earth, but others look to quantum mechanics for something even better, as in Eneasz Brodski's "Give Me My Wings."

Taste l'Arc en Ciel: A boy's family helps reintroduce giraffes to their native African home in Gustavo Bondoni's "Such Sweet Sorrow." (See? Rainbows and balloons.)

To see a loved one again: A grieving mother and daughter (and the dog and the goldfish) find that their new life is "Just Like Living with Dad," as told by Jenny Blackford.

Wouldn't it be nice to have a "Catcher in the Sky" to remove carbon from the atmosphere, asks Paul A. Freeman. And Liam Hogan's alien visitors treat a young vlogger to a tour of their "Lighter Than Air" cities.

The best rock concert ever, and you're there: After the apocalypse, join the Battle of the Bands in Angelique Fawns' "The New Mutants."

A fresh start: A young girl survives a ski accident, and has her clone to thank for it in Emily Martha Sorensen's "Tabula Rasa."

Hey, Aquaman: Earth's oceans shelter humanity from the ravages on land in Christopher Muscato's underwater adventure, "Living As You, Our City a Garden."

To the Stars and Beyond: When the first of the pioneers aboard a colony ship die, a young descendant learns the meaning of "Ashes to Ashes," in Chloie Piveral's touching story.

For the good of all: Though not everyone agrees that geoengineering the climate is a good idea, Mike Adamson's straight-shooting space warrior does her level best to ensure the return of "The First Day of Winter." And though most of future humanity has learned the value of peace, as in Neil James Hudson's "War's End," we might want to hold a little in reserve, just in case…

. . .

Grins & Gurgles: To close the anthology, we proffer a bit of lightness in our flash humor section.

Wordplay: "Lexophile" describes those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish," and "To write with a broken pencil is pointless." Mariev, Erie Matriarch, cracks us up expertly with "For Mom: Standup Cosmic Comedy."

A bit of common sense wins out in Matt Tighe's "The Plumber."

Stiff upper lip: Ville Nummenpää's "Interview with a Zombie" starts out well, until everything falls apart.

 To see ourselves as others see us: A colonist has a little "Night Chat" with some tiny Martians in this fun story by John Kiste.

Enjoy! Thanks for reading, and stay safe.

A Little Hatred - Review

Betwixt a Sword and a Hard Place

Joe Abercrombie's A Little Hatred gets off to a slow start. This appears to be the beginning of a "Game of Thrones"-size, multibook grimdark epic littered with dozens of characters (and requiring frequent consultation with the appendix).

At first glance, some of the major characters are downright despicable, such as the money-hungry businesswoman Savine dan Glokta, whose factories exploit the workers. (Savine is certainly no Daenerys Targaryen, more like Cersei Lannister.)  Or Leo dan Brock, aka "The Young Lion," who seems to be a spoiled ne'er-do-well of a knight not worthy of our respect, and the enormous and cruel henchman Pike (guest starring in the role of The Mountain). Rikke, a young woman of the North with the "gift" of the Long Eye, has trouble getting her shit together in between chillingly prescient visions.

But after about 100 pages or so, things begin to pick up, as the worlds the characters inhabit begin to congeal. Abercrombie's creation is a blend of medieval history, Viking mythology, and 18th century industrial revolution. When it veers into the medieval, in a Battle of Hastings-like showdown, for example, pages began to turn. Not that I like arrows in the eye, or duels to the death, of course, but it is pretty exciting to try to figure out who to root for and worry whether they are about to die. Abercrombie knows how to write a thrilling climax.

The book's long, though. It's lucky that our local library shut its doors for social distancing and forgave all late fees. Or, you can buy it on Amazon.com.

Recommended.